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Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word of the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.
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The night swelled with magic not the beneficent kind of love-magic that sweeps couples away, but the kind of magic that rips and tears, the enchantment that creeps out of the woods and pounces.
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It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club
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You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We’re all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic’s just a little different from yours, that’s all.
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Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. Let go, he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. No, not of me, he said smiling. You can hold on to me as long as you want.
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If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.
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I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love, adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia.
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I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.
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Snow, here? Eric was as delighted as a child. I love snow! Why was I not surprised? Maybe we will get snowed in together, he said suggestively, waggling his blond eyebrows.
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Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.
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My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
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It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.
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When you're a professional you do your job no matter what gets in the way. You might take a sick day, you might take a personal day, but then you show back up or you won't get paid. Everyone develops his/her own strategy for dealing with days that are not productive.
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I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? -Sookie Stackhouse
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There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
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It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.
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JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.
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When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.
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If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
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My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.
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