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There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!

Cecily von Ziegesar

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Cecily von Ziegesar
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 27
Author
Novelist
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New York City
New York
Cecily Brooke von Ziegesar
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Underwear
Always
Wears
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Gross
Tiny
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Boys
Pony
Call
Ponies
Sure
Horny

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