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Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Cathy Ladman
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Cathy Ladman
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: October 15
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