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I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.

Cathy Guisewite

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Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Dayton
Ohio
Cathy Lee Guisewite
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Insecurities
Insecurity
Conscience

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Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.
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A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
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Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
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The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.
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A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
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I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.
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Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
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I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
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In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.
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Men should come with instruction booklets.
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Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.
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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.
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In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.
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