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Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.
Cathy Guisewite
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Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
Cartoonist
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Dayton
Ohio
Cathy Lee Guisewite
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Welfare
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I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.
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[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
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I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.
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I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
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