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I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.
Cathy Guisewite
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Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
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Cathy Lee Guisewite
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[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
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