Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Dayton
Ohio
Cathy Lee Guisewite
Every
Talked
Really
Shared
Time
Secrets
Think
Jokes
Thinking
Dog
Tried
Secret
Best
Buddy
More quotes by Cathy Guisewite
Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.
Cathy Guisewite
I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.
Cathy Guisewite
I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
Cathy Guisewite
I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.
Cathy Guisewite
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
Cathy Guisewite
What happened to the good old days of Woman as passive recipient? What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?
Cathy Guisewite
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
Cathy Guisewite
In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
Cathy Guisewite
A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.
Cathy Guisewite
Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.
Cathy Guisewite
Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
Cathy Guisewite
In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.
Cathy Guisewite
So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
Cathy Guisewite
Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.
Cathy Guisewite
The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise.
Cathy Guisewite
The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
Cathy Guisewite
This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
Cathy Guisewite
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite
Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.
Cathy Guisewite
I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
Cathy Guisewite