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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

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Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Dayton
Ohio
Cathy Lee Guisewite
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This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
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Men should come with instruction booklets.
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The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
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The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.
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Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office.
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Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
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I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.
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All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
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Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.
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Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.
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I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
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In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
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I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
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Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
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