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I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Cathy Guisewite

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Cathy Guisewite
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 5
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Dayton
Ohio
Cathy Lee Guisewite
Means
Mean
Make
Blunders
Financially
Shopping
Bigger
Successful

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In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.
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The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.
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The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
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I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.
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What happened to the good old days of Woman as passive recipient? What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?
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Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
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The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise.
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A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
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[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
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Men should come with instruction booklets.
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This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
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I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
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Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.
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In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
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All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
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Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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