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Cassandra Clare
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: July 31
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Film Producer
Journalist
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Teheran
Judith Rumelt
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We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now. I was going to watch Project Runway.
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What's all this about yanking poor Magnus and Alec back from their vacation? Isabelle demanded. They have opera tickets!
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Henry patted Charlotte’s shoulder anxiously. “Would you like a cool cloth? What can I do to help?” “You could ride up to Yorkshire and chop that old goat’s head off.” Charlotte sounded mutinous. “Won’t that make things rather awkward with the Clave?” asked Henry. “They’re not generally very receptive about, you know, beheadings and things.
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Love makes liars of us all.
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Tessa knows Will,” protested Charlotte. “She trusts Will.” “Iwouldn’t go that far,” muttered Tessa.
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I'm not so sure about this wind and howling darkness business, Jace went on, smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?
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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
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Simon watched a kelpie skip past, carrying a glass of blue fluid, and raised an eyebrow. “It’s not like Magnus’s party,” Isabelle reassured him. “Everything here ought to be safe to drink.” “Ought to be?” Aline look worried.
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Rule number one of anime, Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. Never screw with a blind monk.
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Ragnor and Catarina both begged him to give the instrument up. Random strangers on the street begged him to give the instrument up. Even cats ran away from him.
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Clary made fun of him about his new look but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.
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Jace flushed a slow, dark red. It's not like that. If I thought it would help the Clave-but it won't. She'll just get hurt- Even if you thought it would help the Clave, Simon said, you'd never let them have her. What makes you say that, vampire? Because no one can have her but yousaid Simon
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Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don't give up. That's what makes them heroes.
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Knowing is better than not knowing. Every time.
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Sometimes minor characters are based on people I know, on friends of mine. But I'm not writing a thinly veiled version of my own life.
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Will bounded up onto one of the ladders and yanked a book off the shelf. I'll find you something else to read. Catch. He had let it fall without looking and Tessa had to dart forward to seize it before it hit the floor. - Clockwork Angel
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It's like banging my head against the wall, except if I were actually banging my head on a wall, I'd be able to make myself stop.
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Everything we need to know is locked up in your head, under those pretty red curls. Clary reached up to touch her hair protectively. I dont think- So what are you going to do? Simon asked sharply. Cut her head open to get at it?
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No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend. We're Millennium Lint now, Simon protested
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Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star.
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