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i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver stars of david? chopped liver? check for eighteen dollars?

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Cassandra Clare
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: July 31
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Judith Rumelt
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