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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

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Cassandra Clare
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: July 31
Author
Film Producer
Journalist
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Teheran
Judith Rumelt
Half
Funny
Think
Thinking
Jace
Twice

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endless hope, endless disappointment.
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Magnus had a list of favored traits in a partner-black hair, blue eyes, honest.
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Pointless, needless suffering and pain? I don’t suppose it would help if I told you that was the way life is. The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.
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Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death.
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I’ve been wandering around all night—I couldn’t sleep—and I kept finding myself walking here. To you.
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It didn’t matter, anyway. There was only one thing she could ask for, in the end, only one real choice. She raised her eyes to the Angel’s. Jace, she said.
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Regret is such a pointless emotion, don't you agree?
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And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend? He laughed bitterly. Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin piña colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.
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All knowledge hurts.
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It sucked to be old enough to want to know what was going on, but so young you were always dismissed.
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My mother always told me if I rode a motorcycle with a boy, she'd kill me. ... She couldn't hear him laugh, but she felt his body shake. She wouldn't say that if she knew me, he called back to her confidently. I'm an excellent driver. -Clary & Jace, pg.289-
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Filters are for cigarrettes and coffee, Simon muttered under his breath as they went inside. Two things I could use right now, incidentally.
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When you love someone, you don't have a choice. Love takes your choices away. - Clary Fray
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Magnus began to be truly alarmed. Will's voice would have shaken, betraying that his cruelty had been part of his playacting, but his son's laugh was that of someone genuinely delighted by the chaos erupting all around him
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Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.
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Sometimes our lives can change so fast that the change outpaces our minds and hearts.
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Oh, leave it,” said Jem, kicking Will, not without affection, lightly on the ankle. “She’s annexed my plan!” “Will,” Tessa said firmly. “Do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?” Will pointed a finger at her. “That,” he said. “The second one.
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Yes, she's bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I'd avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out.
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