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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

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Cassandra Clare
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: July 31
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Film Producer
Journalist
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Teheran
Judith Rumelt
Jace
Twice
Half
Funny
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And indeed it was, the arrow still protruding from its wet, grayish skin, humping its body along with incredible speed. A flick of its tail caught the edge of a statue, sending it flying into the dry ornamental pool, where it shattered into dust. “By the Angel, it just crushed Sophocles,” noted Will. “Has no one respect for the classics these days?
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If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either.
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Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self. Canoodle? repeated Clary, never having heard the word before. Magnificent? repeated Jace, who was just being nasty. Magnus growled. The growl sounded like Get out.
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To be beautiful you had to be willowy and tall. When you were as short as Clary was, just over five feet, you were cute. Not pretty or beautiful, but cute.
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Softly, Magnus said, Aku cinta kamu. What does that mean? Magnus disentangled himself from Alec's grip. It means I love you. Not that that changes anything.
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I can trust you, Jessie, but you're clearly not well enough to go. Which is unfortunate, since Aloysius always had a weakness for a pretty face. Even more reason why I should go, said Will.
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Truth is brighter than Light Falsehood darker than night Revenge is keener than Axe and Love is softer than melting wax
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I love you, Tessa, and I have loved you, almost since the moment I met you.
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She had no recollection, later, of having decided what to do next, or of having hunted for something to wear, but somehow she was hurrying down the stairs, dressed in shadowhunter gear, the letter in one hand and the chain with the ring clasped hastily around her throat.
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So you’re suggesting we take the train up to York, meet a ninety-year-old man, leap on him, and yank out his hair? I’m sure the Clave will be ecstatic.” “They’ll just say you’re mad,” said Jessamine. “They already think it, so what’s the difference, really?
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It can be... difficult to to learn how the world truly is, to see it in its true shape and form... most human beings never do. Most could not bear it.
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We had and incident. I took care of it. Really. Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?
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Just remember, when your mother’s gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you.
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Someday, Magnus said, looking at the crumpled royal person at his feet, I must write my memoirs.
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I care about you, Simon said. I always cared about you.
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Did Brother Zachariah just steal our cat?
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White for Shadowhunters is the color of funerals, Luke explained. “ But for mundanes, Jace, it’ s the color of weddings. Brides wear white to symbolize their purity.” “I thought Jocelyn said her dress wasn’t white,” Simon said. “Well,” said Jace, “I suppose that ship has sailed.” Luke choked on his coffee.
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It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's like a million little paper cuts every day.
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In the end that was the choice you made, and it doesn't matter how hard it was to make it. It matters that you did.
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He remembered Simon warning him, with wryness, that Clary had the nuclear bomb of boyfriends.
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