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I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

Casey Stengel

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Casey Stengel
Age: 85 †
Born: 1890
Born: July 30
Died: 1975
Died: September 29
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
Kansas City
Missouri
Charles Dillon Casey Stengel
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Anything
Love
Ballpoint
Veal

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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.
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They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
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Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.
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We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
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We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
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Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
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Even my players aren't players.
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A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.
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They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
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