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I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

Casey Stengel

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Casey Stengel
Age: 85 †
Born: 1890
Born: July 30
Died: 1975
Died: September 29
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
Kansas City
Missouri
Charles Dillon Casey Stengel
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Signing
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Anything
Love
Ballpoint
Veal

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Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.
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I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.
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We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Don't cut off your nose yourself.
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A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.
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We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
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What do you think, I was born at 60?
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He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.
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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.
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