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If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

Casey Stengel

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Casey Stengel
Age: 85 †
Born: 1890
Born: July 30
Died: 1975
Died: September 29
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
Kansas City
Missouri
Charles Dillon Casey Stengel
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Embalmed
Yankees
Anybody
Room
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A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.
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Even my players aren't players.
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Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
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Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
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He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.
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Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.
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