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If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
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Casey Stengel
Age: 85 †
Born: 1890
Born: July 30
Died: 1975
Died: September 29
Baseball Manager
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Kansas City
Missouri
Charles Dillon Casey Stengel
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Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.
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The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
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Don't cut off your nose yourself.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
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Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
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I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
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There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
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The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
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You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
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Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
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Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
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