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Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

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Carrot Top
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 25
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Rockledge
Florida
Scott Thompson
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
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Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
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