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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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Carrot Top
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 25
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Rockledge
Florida
Scott Thompson
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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