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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Carrot Top
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Carrot Top
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 25
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Rockledge
Florida
Scott Thompson
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
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