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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

Carrie Fisher

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Carrie Fisher
Age: 60 †
Born: 1956
Born: October 21
Died: 2016
Died: December 27
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I shot through my twenties like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination: Nowhere.
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I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.
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I rarely think about my childhood. It's a slippery thing I can't keep hold of for long - it slithers out of my grasp. And a lot of the time I remember what was missing instead of what was there. I am a chronicler of absence.
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Still, the word boyfriend starts to sound pathetic after age 30.
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I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.
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I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew among WASPs. My brother is more decidedly Waspy.
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