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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
Carol Burnett
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
Carol Burnett
there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
Carol Burnett
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
Carol Burnett
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Carol Burnett
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol Burnett
What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Carol Burnett
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett