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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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I think we're here for each other.
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