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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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