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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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I think we're here for each other.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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