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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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