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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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I think we're here for each other.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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