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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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