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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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