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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
Carol Burnett
I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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I think we're here for each other.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Carol Burnett
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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