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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
Carol Burnett
What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
Carol Burnett
You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
Carol Burnett
I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
Carol Burnett
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Carol Burnett
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
Carol Burnett
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Carol Burnett
You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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I think we're here for each other.
Carol Burnett
there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
Carol Burnett
I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
Carol Burnett
