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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
Actress
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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I think we're here for each other.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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