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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Comedian
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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