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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
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