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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
Actress
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I think we're here for each other.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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