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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Carol Burnett

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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
Actress
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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