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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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