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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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