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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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I think we're here for each other.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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