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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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