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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.
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