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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I think we're here for each other.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
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