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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.
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If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I think we're here for each other.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
Carol Burnett
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Carol Burnett
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
Carol Burnett
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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