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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: April 26
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Carol Creighton Burnett
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
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If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
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I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
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