Quote

I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody.

Carl Reiner

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Carl Reiner
Age: 98 †
Born: 1922
Born: March 20
Died: 2020
Died: June 29
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
The Bronx
New York City
Carlton Reiner
Men
Anybody
Hurt
Shellfish
Call
Allergic
Need
Commandments
Many
Invented
Needs
Atheist
Really
Believer
Things
Wrote

More quotes by Carl Reiner

Image
I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.
Carl Reiner
Image
An attitude will give you heft.
Carl Reiner
Image
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
Carl Reiner
Image
When I found out I could write I was shocked! I didn't know I could write.
Carl Reiner
Image
Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.
Carl Reiner
Image
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
Carl Reiner
Image
I've done everything I've wanted to do. I have three children, I have grandchildren, I have books, I did movies, I've directed movies, I've done almost everything I've wanted to do.
Carl Reiner
Image
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.
Carl Reiner
Image
I'm a charming coward I fight with words.
Carl Reiner
Image
My father was a watchmaker and an inventor. I saw him working in the house every day. The work ethic, I got from him. He worked hard and he never complained about it.
Carl Reiner
Image
When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.
Carl Reiner
Image
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
Carl Reiner
Image
You'd only write what you know and what you know is what you do and the people you know. So you'd write about them or the people you have met casually. It's part of your life.
Carl Reiner
Image
I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, Where does this go?
Carl Reiner
Image
Shared joy is a double joy shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.
Carl Reiner
Image
I only please myself. I figure I'm just one of many people. I'm not that different from anybody else and I don't have great language - I'm very ordinary.
Carl Reiner
Image
I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer.
Carl Reiner
Image
I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.
Carl Reiner
Image
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner