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Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida.

Carl Hiaasen

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Carl Hiaasen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: March 12
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