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How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.

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Calvin Trillin
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 5
Journalist
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Kansas City
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