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When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.
Calvin Trillin
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Calvin Trillin
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 5
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Kansas City
Missouri
Calvin Marshall Trillin
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