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Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
Caitlin Moran
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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
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Film Producer
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Music Journalist
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
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If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.
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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
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