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I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.
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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
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We need to reclaim the word feminism. We need to reclaim the word feminism real bad.
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A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.
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You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
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For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup.
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I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.
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Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
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I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.
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One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.
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It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.
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When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave birth to one of my brothers sort of on the bedroom floor in front of all of us -you know, you see that women are fairly capable.
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I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.
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The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.
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I can only work between the hours of 8:30 and 4:30, because that's when the kids are at school. So I get to do all my work and have all of my fun in that time, which means just sitting on a chair, typing, alternately clicking between writing a column and being on Twitter, and smoking as many cigarettes as I can before my lungs give out.
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I think it's a really important thing for women to be able to just put their hands up and go, I can't actually do any more.
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I am in love, and he's the one. Obviously I thought the one before him was the one and the one before that was the one, too. Frankly, I'm so much into the idea of being in love that anyone out of about 3 million could be the one. But no, this one now is definitely the one, the very one.
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I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
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A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.
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I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's important to get some fresh air in your lungs, and be in contact with your body masturbation - it takes the edge off, it'll get you through and the revolution - believing in changing the world.
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