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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
Columnist
Film Producer
Journalist
Music Journalist
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
Heaven
Ever
Time
Jigsaw
Invented
Biggest
Waste
Outside

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