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If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to 'Bad Romance' in and b) will allow me to run away from a murderer, should one suddenly decide to give chase.

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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
Columnist
Film Producer
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
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