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There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.
Caitlin Moran
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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
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Catherine Elizabeth Moran
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It's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs again, all in less than 30 seconds. It's as urgent an item on their daily agenda as eating or singing. It's like being mugged by Cupid.
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In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
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I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.
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It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.
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