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I'm SO glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.

Caitlin Moran

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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
Columnist
Film Producer
Journalist
Music Journalist
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
Spent
Years
Glad
Lonely

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